WEST INDES MARKET-ROSEMARY BEACH, FLA.

WHILE THE POOR SOULS AT SCOTT'S WERE STRUGGLING WITH THE WEATHER, LOW TURN-OUT, AND THE SORRIEST BUNCH OF FLEA-MARKET REJECTS, I WAS BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO TOUCH THE ENDS OF A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL WHEN IT IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE ROLL?)

ANYWAY, THE FLORIDA SUN WAS OUT AND SHINING, THE GULF BREEZE WAS BLOWING, AND I WAS B.S.ing MY HEAD OFF. IT SEEMS SHAME WHEN I LIVE ONLY 48 MILES FROM THE ATLANTA ANTIQUE MARKET BUT HAVE TO DRIVE 300 MILES TO MAKE A DESCENT PAY-DAY.

THE WEST INDES MARKET AT ROSEMARY BEACH IS CONDUCTED THE SECOND WEEKEND MAY, JUNE, JULY, AND AUGUST. THE OPENING SHOW OF THE SEASON IS ALWAYS THE BEST. SUNDAY, MAY 10 th, BEING MOTHER'S DAY, I SOLD TWO GLIDERS AS MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS AND RECEIVED ORDERS FOR TWO MORE. BEATS THE HELL OUT OF $19.99 A DOZEN FOR ROSES, AT LEAST ON MY END. I LOVE IT WHEN A GUY REALLY KNOWS HOW TO APPRECIATE THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN BY GIVING HER A GLIDER. NOTHING SAYS TRUE LOVE IN MY BOOK LIKE AN ATLANTA STOVE WORKS 3SEATER ANY COLOR.

ANY CLUELESS HUSBAND/SON/ETC. OUT THERE IN BLOG LAND THAT IS IN THE DOG HOUSE FOR GIVING A DUMB, POORLY THOUGHT OUT GIFT, OR WORSE NO GIFT AT ALL, FEAR NOT, I CAN HELP. E-MAIL ME AND I CAN SEE THAT YOU GET BACK INDOORS IN NO TIME, AT LEAST FOR THIS OFFENSE.

AND GIRLS, IF YOU WERE DEPRIVED, NEGLECTED, OR GOT THE SAME LAME-ASS TRINKET AS USUAL, BEFORE YOU BEAT HIM INTO A STATE OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS, DRAG HIM OVER HERE TO THE SCREEN AND GIVE HIM ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM HIMSELF. YES, I AM WILLING TO HELP. ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, BY-GOD, I WILL RIGHT THOSE UNSPEAKABLE WRONGS......SORRY, FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT I WAS RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE AGAIN. QUICK GUYS, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, LET ME HELP YOU!

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AND YES, ONCE AGAIN THAT PIECE OF S... CAMERA LET ME DOWN--NO PHOTOS OF THE MARKET, CROWDS, BIKINIS--NOTHING DAMMIT. I AM WORKING UP THE COURAGE TO ASK THE ONE IN CHARGE FOR A NEW CAMERA. WISH ME LUCK!